when in doubt, order lemonade

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

fourlittlehobbits:

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

(Source: ladystarkling)

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

best-of-funny:

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

X

vinoxe:

egberts:

IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?

nah

goddessoftheinternet:

i exaggerate like 97 thousand times an hour